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Steven H The Earthquaker Club Franchise Owner
Vibes: 157.49
Joined: 29 Jul 2001 Member #: 9 Posts: 2363
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Post subject: 2 More Jokes... |
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Joke nr.1 (Blonde Joke)
A blonde goes into a library and cheerfully says, "Hi! I'm here to see the doctor!"
In a stern, but hushed voice, the librarian says, "Miss, this is a library."
So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor."
Joke nr.2
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 4:27 pm |
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wonderbeen
Moving your Body
Vibes: 25.90
Joined: 21 Oct 2003 Member #: 4,643 Posts: 176 Location: Redneck Reviera
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Way too funny dude.
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:38 pm |
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ashtonfarell
Getting acquainted
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Thanks for sharing nice joke.
Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman's ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing
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davehart
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Vibes: 564.25
Joined: 19 Nov 2001 Member #: 910 Posts: 4314 Location: Notts, UK
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haha
Dug up an olkd thread here!
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:10 am |
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